Don’t lie, I know you all have done it. Well first you have to have had a one night stand in your lifetime and due to recent studies 46% of you have had one. The next step is what you steal from his/her house when you leave. Some might call it stealing, borrowing, evidence or leaving with a souvenir. Whatever you want to call it is fine by us but we want to know what you’ve taken! Here’s a list of the 10 things women are most likely to steal after a one night stand.
1. Jacket or Hoodie (We need to stay warm, it’s cold outside)
2. Pocketed loose change (We might need a snack out of the vending machine once we get to work)
3. Took a toothbrush (We might need your DNA later)
4. Took cigarettes (To ease the anxiety of us knowing we will never see you again)
5. Stole a CD or DVD (I mean we need something to listen to on our ride home)
6. Took a photo of their one night stand with their cell phone. (For instagram, obviously)
7. Took a guy’s boxers (So we can wear them in next week’s “Throw Back Thursday” picture)
8. Took his watch (So we can tell time, our cell phone is dead from lack of charge)
9. Walked out with a T shirt (A girl can never have enough pajamas)
10. Took food (We have to eat after all that work we just put in stealing all your stuff)
What have YOU stolen from a guy after a one night stand?