Jessica Simpson, Megan Fox And The Kardashians Are Losing It
I don’t know what was in the water yesterday but these lovely ladies were saying, doing and promoting some really strange things.
Jessica Simpson is up first! Apparently there is a new sitcom coming out about her life, where she plays herself. In other words, apparently there is a new sitcom coming out about her life that nobody will watch. She insists that there is going to be some LOL moments but there’s no topping her famous “Chicken of the sea” moment.
Next up to bat is Megan Fox! Here’s a fun fact, okay well 3 fun facts, she speaks in tongues, believes in leprechauns AND the Lochness monster. The speaking of the tongues started back when she was 8 in church and she described it by saying “It feels like a lot of energy coming through the top of your head.” Then followed it up with “I’m going to sound like such a lunatic.” DING DING DING, good thing you’re hot Megan.
We are going to top all this crazy off with the Kardashians. Kim and Kourtney were on the Today Show yesterday talking about how excited they are about Kim being pregnant. Kim even went as far as sharing a story from the car ride to the interview where Kourtney had a revelation. She said back in the old days it was totally normal for sisters to watch each others kids and breastfeed them. Kourtney said she wasn’t seriously suggesting it but the idea of breastfeeding Kim’s baby or Kim breastfeeding her baby doesn’t bother her.
That’s normal. <—-That's sarcastic.